Genie, oh, Genie please grant me this wish
To fly like an eagle, to swim like a fish,
To run like a cheetah, to dart like a snake,
To climb up a mountain or dive in a lake

Genie, she sees me, there’s no time to spare
She’s walking right toward me, she’s tossing her hair
Genie, please hurry and zap me to France
Before Callie Johnson can ask me to dance!
–Jeff Mondak